When were shows?

The Pumpkin Show is coming and Kwardawks was putting in extra effort. A squirrel with artistically reconstructed pumpkins is rebuffed by the headless horseman. The mayor is afraid of jack-o-lanterns, while his friend and the town ghost prepare exposure therapy for him. A cellar seller navigates a crush and a scarecrows deals in hard truths.

The ghost of John Kellogg haunted Kwardawks as they visited his factory. Can our intrepid travelers turn him from the crusade against lust that drove his life? Also featuring a break room with microwaved catfish and extremely, extremely, loud weed.

The full circle of life was on show when Kwardawks visited a Morgue. A founder came back to life to finish his start-up while two new friends bonded over a love of fraud-centric podcasts. A nun and her twin are encouraged to reconcile by a woman coming to identify her late mother. A private equity investor debates whether to buy the place.

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It's vacation time! Kwardawks visited a summer camp where the sloppiest slop that ever slopped was ever served. A camp counselor discovers he is actually the father of one of the children as they both reject the camp cook's slop. The camp's slow-talking therapist attempts to calm the psychotic youth and mend fences between the camp's staff. It was too bad for the cook, the lack of love for his sloppy slop lead him to abandoning his dreams. No one can explain why there are so many knives.

Oh no! All the Kwardawks have fallen into a nuclear silo; a nuclear corn silo to be exact. A radarman watches as people plummet into the depot. A trapped man finds solace by playing his piccolo in the restroom. Despite trying doors and sewer pipes, escape to the surface seems futile. All while the cafeteria is slowly poisoning everyone.