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Kwardawks trots the globe to bring you the freshest, vibe-tested comedy show this side of Lagrange Point 3.

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Food Court

Mar 21, 2026 @ The Nest Theatre

Kwardawks breathed some life back into dying malls with a visit to a food court! Hotdogs of various meat sources discovered love and death. A family of racoons kept well fed and eluded the clutches of animal control. A writer and a meat grinder discovered a tempestuous romance.

YOGA STUDIO

Mar 19, 2026 @ The Nest Theatre

Finding their center, Kwardawks visited a yoga studio. There a robot hating Yogi was usurped by a client with an unmatched thirst for sweat and bodily fluid. The kinky robot, M42017, helped a sensual wife and neurotic husband incorporate spice into their relationship. Sadly, M42017's own advances were rebuffed by the studio's sweat slurping, shibari-loving, roomba.

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A Castle

Jan 31, 2026 @ The Nest Theatre

The Kwardawks found themselves in a castle with a betrayed Queen, a mysteriously absent King, and a feline obsessed princess. A remarkably normal wizard tries to find his place in the world while a pair of sibling cats audition for court positions. The cats torment the venerable litter master and sully his zen garden. A beleaguered chamberlain struggles for calm in an increasingly chaotic kingdom.

Summer Camp

Nov 15, 2025 @ The Nest Theatre

It's vacation time! Kwardawks visited a summer camp where the sloppiest slop that ever slopped was ever served. A camp counselor discovers he is actually the father of one of the children as they both reject the camp cook's slop. The camp's slow-talking therapist attempts to calm the psychotic youth and mend fences between the camp's staff. It was too bad for the cook, the lack of love for his sloppy slop lead him to abandoning his dreams. No one can explain why there are so many knives.

Theme Park

Sep 26, 2025 @ The Nest Theatre

The Kwardawks ventured into a theme park with mysterious games and gregarious pigeons. The game operator entices a pair of pigeons to turn on their own kind. A woman encounters the man of her dreams, but before she can find her happily ever after, an ever growing avian graveyard must be addressed.

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Nuclear Silo

Sep 19, 2025 @ The Nest Theatre

Oh no! All the Kwardawks have fallen into a nuclear silo; a nuclear corn silo to be exact. A radarman watches as people plummet into the depot. A trapped man finds solace by playing his piccolo in the restroom. Despite trying doors and sewer pipes, escape to the surface seems futile. All while the cafeteria is slowly poisoning everyone.

Roman Colosseum

Sep 12, 2025 @ The Nest Theatre

The Kwardawks were transported to a coliseum for their first foray into intergalactic travel. There, they found an aloof king with an insatiable need for gladiatorial entertainment. His plans were stymied by a large cat of indeterminable species and a nascent union of gladiators and servants.

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